How to chew gum…

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… with your mouth closed!

There really is no hidden art to chewing gum at all. It is not a toy that you use to entertain yourself and unless you are alone the sound effects created are not appreciated. In case you are one of those annoying people who walks around chewing gum with you mouth open so wide that people can see your tonsils this little rage is for you. No one wants to hear it… we don’t like it! You look awful when you chew gum like a cow so unless you know how to chew with your gob shut rather don’t chew gum at all!

Ok? Thank you!

ME

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